hellen-keller-breed

Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.

You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.

by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019

The Helen Keller

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.

Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.

by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010

Kellerman Drunk

When you drink 2-3 beers and get blackout, fall down drunk. Later you are taken home and deposited on the couch. When you wake up the next day, you falsely claim that you were roofied. Also, you were supposed to be the designated driver.

I'm just having a few beers tonight, but I'm gonna get "Kellerman drunk. "

by boston_shua October 5, 2016

Pulling a Helen Keller

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Helen Keller

Other then these stupid definitions here whatever the hell they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.

Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.

by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009

Keller Texas

A city and a school district that is so shit-stupid, that they spend money that they don't have. Also known as the "poor as hell" city of North Texas.

Mayor - So what should we spend our 2 million dollar budget on?

Superintendent - How about a 4 million dollar football stadium, and a 10% raise on my salary so that I can get payed more to sit on my ass for 365 days?

Mayor - Sounds like a wonderful way to benefit Keller Texas!

(Seriously, they did that...)

by mckeelie September 5, 2011

the Hellen Keller

when a man is getting a blowjob from a woman and instead of the tradtional "on her knees" style, he is reversed so his nutsack is now on her eyeballs, one nut in place of each eye, so she cannot see, this is because Hellen Keller was blind. Also, he is using his free hands to cover up her ears, this is obviously because she was deaf. Finally as she is becomin acquaintences with his johnson, he makes her say a sequence of words that are incomprehensible because, of course, his shlong is in her mouth, causing her to seem mute. After she has become mute, blind and deaf, you can officially say you have performed The Hellen Keller.

Kevin: Boy, I could sure dish out a good ol' Hellen Keller right about now.

Rodi: Oh Boy! The Hellen Keller? My favorite!

Kevin: Well in that case, let the Hellerin' begin.

by Sniffles Bakalakastan June 27, 2009