The best friend anyone could have. Some members of this species happen to come with really bad jokes that are so horrible, that despite being chucked down the drain, flushed down the toilet, and being forced to live with rats for a few years, still bring joy to people's lives. A Kaleb is also smart, kind, sweet, polite, and brings laughter with jokes. However bad they may be.
by Kaisei December 25, 2015
Get the kaleb mug.An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale
"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."
by Jecelia May 14, 2015
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Get the Kale mug.Usually depressed and not the best and hiding it. At first he can be annoying depending on if he likes you or not, he can be the mild friend you have never imagined. He cracks plenty of perverted jokes 24/7 . If you are heavy got a junk in the trunk then be careful if you are dating him because he might grope ya.
by Fluffyobject December 24, 2017
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Get the Kale mug.The phrase is said in the song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles. When looking into a kaleidoscope, it seems as if the world turns into many different colours and swirls and reality doesn't seem real anymore. This is what happens in an LSD or Acid trip. The song is about this happening to Lucy. When someone says a person has kaleidoscope eyes, it means they're 'tripping' (hallucinating) on Acid.
by gag97 June 23, 2014
Get the kaleidoscope eyes mug.Man, last night was wild! I went on a date with a vegan girl and ended up giving her a KALE SALAD at the end of the night! We had a few too many kombuchas!
by BigNasty420 May 7, 2018
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