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Kerala Kamasutra

Sex position from kerala india in which cow urine is ingested and used as lube
Did you hear abt Varghese and Neo trying the Kerala kamasutra yesterday

Omg Yh it was so weird
by RyanGohang 123 March 15, 2024
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Kerala

Home state of Yesudas, the Voice of God.

Also a tropical paradise that was the historic center of the global spice trade, home of the ancient Indian science of medicine called Ayurveda, birthplace of the martial art called Kalari, all of which make it a popular destination for tourists from around the world.

Today it's the state ranking the highest in terms of the Human Development Index in India, where everybody is educated and well aware of things happening around the world, thanks to a significant proportion of Kerala's population expatriating to other countries as skilled professionals - this leads to Kerala being the a great object of envy and bad mouthing on the part of many other parts of India, especially the underdeveloped areas of North India where religiously bigoted political parties hold power.

The people of the state and others friendly to them just shrug off such venom and chill to cool movies made in Kerala, which also happens to be home to a small, but world class film industry that consistently produces works that regularly win prizes at premier international film festivals, which are a world apart from the banal crap produced in the North India-centric "Bollywood".
Kerala is called "God's Own Country" because among other things, the Voice of God, Yesudas (also known as the "Celestial Singer" was born there, even though he now lives in Texas most of the time.
by Da Global Observer March 25, 2024
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Kerploosh

An onomatopoeia used to explain the sound of an object, usually large, falling into water
We pushed the rock off the bridge and it fell into the water with a kerploosh
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kerploomped

The aftermath of getting stoned out of your mind to the point of euphoria and being couch locked. Similar to the feeling of being extremely, disgustingly hungover.
"girl I am absolutely not going out I smoked to much and I'm fucking kerploomped"
by crayonmeltingrat17 July 31, 2024
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kerplunckin

When you're so balls deep that your balls are inside
I was kerplunckin with my boyfriend last night
by Quickdick December 11, 2024
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kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
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Kerlande

A kind soul and a amazing person that you need in your life
Kerlande is an amazing person
by Dasiy1019 March 17, 2025
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