This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game…
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.
Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
Get the kerala blastersmug. The exact dialogue of a clash royale tiktoker when making a specific video.
This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.
At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.
This video consists of the oppositions tower on a low hp, and the player attacking constantly places things on the bridge. Miraculously, the opponent defends each card perfectly, including placing skeletons to protect the princess tower from a lightning spell. What makes it even more entertaining is that they use the heheheha emote at every successful defence
The implied strategy is that two friends are sat in a goon room, in a friendly battle, telling the other what they are going to place and when.
At the end, the players whose pov we are watching, places a rocket on the tower, therefore winning the game.
by Kimmyhead6969 April 29, 2025
Get the Place it now corneliusmug.