jump the shark

a term to describe a moment when somethin that was once great has reached a point where it will now decline in quality and popularity.

Origin of this phrase comes from a Happy Days episode where the Fonz jumped a shark on waterskis. Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show.

Cousin Oliver on Brady Bunch, Scrappy Doo.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

JUMP BONES

The act of wanting to screw someone so hard their bones rattle and their soul leaves their body.

Man, I seen Jessica walkin by earlier man, and she was wearing this shirt, showed off everything, I wanted to jump bones with that chick.

by DontCareNeverCared October 10, 2016

Jump hump

When you get someone to jump on the bed next to you soaking to get some of the friction going without you technically causing the movement

Dude, come on over, Aaron be soaking and I need you to jump hump for us.

by Lil Red Ridin 'ood September 26, 2021

Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.

"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"

by redrumemsi October 30, 2008

Doodle Jump

The most addicting game in the world. Created by Lima Sky for iPhone and iPod touch. Released Mar 16 on the App Store.

I played Doodle Jump for 6 hours straight.

by Tedblue126 August 4, 2009

Jump-Jack

To steal, also to rob without mercy, pretty much anything can be jump-jacked, basically the limit is a rocket ship, the U.S.S. constitution was known to be jump-jacked from the harbor by four kids on a field trip to Salem, Ma.(It was so badass) Although, people who jump-jacked from the general store were very lame and felt the wrath of THE RICK G.Usual spots for jump-jacking include Dick's and people's gym lockers.

1."Yo dude, did you hustle that twenty bucks from your mom?"

"yeah, it was like jump-jacking candy from a baby"

2."So Steve, what did you and Alex while you closed at Market Basket?"

"Well first we DILDAR-ed, Shelagged each other, Glynthed it, and then jump-jacked all the cash from the register"

by Nicky killa bee B March 9, 2008

high jump

executed at track meets everywhere, this field event kicks all the other field events' asses! it's by far the best use of one's athletic talent. you have to have it all to be able to jump, and we're talkin' speed, flexibility, strength, endurance. the ultimate.

also: shiz is used to determine one's starting point.

kendra won the 2A state high jump with a jump of 5'8". amazing!

by kendra (shiz) November 1, 2006