Juked

To be avoided via instant messaging, on Facebook, by a friend who is clearly logged in.

My friend was logged into our socail network and when I sent her a message she paused then logged off. WTF I got Juked!

by codluv December 28, 2010

juke

in south london and other parts , to 'juke' someone means to stab them

'do u wanna get juked' ,'i'll juke him'

by J-Town April 14, 2005

Juke

To Jizz from your mouth.

Or, to Puke out Jizz.

It happens when you are disgusted and turned on in the same time.

(Watching 3 girls 2 cups)

Murph: "Aww, I'm gonna juke!"

*Murph Jukes*

Dan: "Aww Man, Murph totally Juked on your desk!"

(As Seen on CollegeHumor)

by Gogglesz May 15, 2010

Juke

A large spike in the Jewish population of a certain area. It is a mix of the word Jew and the word Nuke.

“Damn man Brooklyn was the shit back in the day before the whole borough juked the fuck up!”

by KipDefinitions January 30, 2018

jukers

A facemask used to protect one’s body from harmful pathogens

David Dobrik went to the store but forgot his jukers.

by Docta.chris July 25, 2020

jukebox

a sexual diversion to encourage a man to be more active in bed:
right when the girl is close to coming (but not, because he's not working it right), shove something up his ass really fast and then hold on tightly. He'll likely squirm wildly to try to dislodge it and the girl can get her orgasm.

juwaun was so lazy in bed last night, i had to jukebox him!

by freeluv26 March 4, 2008

Juke (Jager Nuke)

The Juke is a shot of jagermiester but instead of normal energy drink mix together Apple Sourz and Smirnoff Ice to make a toxic looking mixer then drop in your jager shot and bottoms up

This drink has a big kick as it is pure alcohol used to make, it has a ver fruity kind of refreshing taste and are very easy to pour and easy to drink all night

enjoy

Guy 1: What you drinking it looks toxic
Guy 2: Its a Juke (Jager Nuke) it will blow your mind

by Adam Macca Macklam June 9, 2011