Stop the Jukebox

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out

You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"

by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009

jukester

one who jukes: in the sense of the new form, to dis, or in extreme cases, annoyingly pwn.

i am such a jukester- I just juked that kid by squirting water in his face. JUKED!

by The Jukesta June 21, 2008

Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".

I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.

by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010

Jukeboxing

A term used for amateur DJs who constantly play one track after another without mixing or blending.

This DJ isn't even trying to mix his tracks. He's jukeboxing throwing the crowd off rhythm.

by BruhDuhMan November 3, 2013

Jukes Towers of Hell

The literal definition of having to much skill if your good at it, but no life at the same time.

¨Dude wanna play Jukes Towers of Hell?¨

¨Yea bro lets finally beat ToAST.¨

by bw46 November 10, 2021

juker

A juker is a carton/gallon of milk that has been spoiled for too long, so companies place artificial preservatives into it to prevent wasting the milk entirely. These preservatives cause the milk to have a tangy taste, which, if consumed at the right temperature, can give the person drinking it a high that lasts for 3-4 days. It’s commonplace in office and work environments to take jukers at the beginning of the week (Monday, Tuesday etc) so the high lasts until the weekend. Jukers are usually sold at your everyday grocery store without the average person realizing.

Bruce: Hey, what’s up with Jeff? He seems so happy today!
Damon: He had a bunch of jukers on Tuesday. Man bought the entire stock at the store!
Bruce: Does he have any extra?

by tacomallshark July 7, 2020

Orgasm jukebox

The sudden urge to listen to a particular song after having an orgasm. post-coital orgasm cum ejaculate

“As soon as i’d shot my load i had a sudden urge to hear Chop Suey! by System Of a Down, no idea why!”

“That be the Orgasm Jukebox then”

by Crewkerne Dave June 30, 2019