John Paul Jones

Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.

Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"

Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"

Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."

Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."

by NotYetBeguntoFight July 28, 2011

Dirty Jones

A Canadian Soda Beverage mixed with Promethazine Codeine Syrup. Basically just that Lean/Drank/Sizzurp/Muddy-Water with Jones instead of Sprite.

"My young niggas popping M’s and sipping Dirty Jones"

by EasterPinky November 22, 2011

Adam Jones

The guitarist for the band Tool. He is extremely talented and is often able to "see" songs through a naturally occurring synesthesia. Also respected as a visual artist, Jones painted many of the dinosaurs seen in Jurassic Park as well as doing work with A Nightmare on Elm Street. And although he is left handed, he plays guitar right handed.

Adam Jones is well respected as both a musician and visual artist.

by a!ex July 3, 2006

Indiana jones

Possibly the greatest BAMF of all time. He killed more Nazis in 6 hours of screentime than Eisenhower did in the War. Also, any attempt to argue against his greatness is proof of Nazi sympathy, and the perpetrator is to be labeled a Kraut and/or Hun.

Nazi Guard: Papers, bitta.
Indiana Jones Jones: Not on your life, Claus!
(Epic Fistfight ensues)

by TheMan11 September 15, 2008

miss jones

dumb ass bitch that is dumb and is a bitch who is a DJ on hot 97

bitch ass better get her ass fired

by Dong Woo January 24, 2005

miss jones

Evil, ugly, fat whore who should get her Twinkie-loving ass fired. I heard her mom died of cancer. And yet she still feels all right making fun of thousands who also died.

I hope that bitch's mommy's proud of her ugly ass-daughter.

Miss Jones is roughly equivalent to what you shit out every day, only worse.

by Not 97 May 7, 2005

Jim Jones

a cult leader who killed hundreds, along with taking his own life, by drinking cyanide laced koolaid in guyana in the 70s

the jim jones cult moved to jonestown guyana, then after shooting a senator and his guards, he ordered them to drink the poison and took his own life

by visual77 September 20, 2003