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jihad

an irrational, mindless quest for revenge, derived from the Islamic term for struggle.
"Ever since he got ripped off he's been on a jihad"
by Rattus cattus June 30, 2006
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chocolate jihad

when you are fucking a jewish chick and you have several friends hiding in the closet. while wrecking ass your friends shit in their hands, jump out and pelt her with the shit while yelling die infidel.
i was dating a jewish girl friend kept bitching at me so i decided to give her a chocolate jihad.
by the poopy banana May 10, 2009
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Sudden Jihad Syndrome

The tendency among supposedly Westernized Muslims living in the United States to unexpectedly lash out violently in an act of self-initiated (and usually small scale) Islamic terrorism.

Also abbreviated to “SJS” or “S.J.S.” Examples include Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar who drove his SUV into a crowd at the University of North Carolina in 2006, Naveed Alzal Haq who shot people at a Jewish Federation Center in Seattle also in 2006, Hesham Mohammed Hadayet who murdered people at the El Al terminal in the Los Angeles Airport in 2002 — among many others.

In all of these instances, the perpetrators had no known direct connection to any established group, and because of this the authorities inevitably refrain from describing their actions as “terrorism” — hence the sarcastic term “Sudden Jihad Syndrome.”
CAIR spokesman: "Jihad means one's own INNER struggle. You are purposely misrepresenting the teachings of Islam!"

Anyone with eyes to see: "Well, when someone breaks out with a case of Sudden Jihad Syndrome, it looks more like an OUTER conflict against random third parties." (ROPMA)
by (I am) John Doe March 18, 2008
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jihad

Jihad literally means "to struggle." In the military sense it is meant in the context, "to struggle against oppression." Jihad is therefore an act to liberate people from the oppression of tyrants. Jihad is not illegal acts of terror against innocent people.

When tabloid journalism and fanatic regimes mistakenly inform the masses that Jihad is "to commit illegal acts of terror," they are revealing their ignorance, the lack of their research, and the extent of their unprofessional & deceitful approach to the subject.
Many Muslums believe that there is a Jihad against the United States, Globalization, etc.
by Ryan McNamara November 25, 2003
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Jethammered

The feeling of drunkeness when severely jetlagged
Dude, I've just done an 11 hour flight and I'm off to get jethammered
by Kenzo79 January 28, 2009
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trouser jihad

Pronunciation:'trau-z&r / ji-'häd

Premature ejaculation.
Literally, 'exploding' in your pants.
Billy was all set for his big night with Sharon until he had a 'trouser jihad' and ran away sheepishly.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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Walmart Jihad

A guy of middle eastern descent, although can be indian in some cases. The Walmart Jihad works at walmart (obviously) as a greeter, only because of his lack of communication skills.
Walmart Jihad: Hello, good sir, how are u dooing tooday.

American: Fine, *to wife* (hope he doesnt blow the shit outta this place).
by бай хуй January 25, 2009
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