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shit jacked

F*ked up beyond all recognition...
Totally messed up and looks like shit.
Ex: "Look at that methhead he is totally shit jacked!"
"Hey look at that girl I almost didn’t recognize her, it’s Tiffany. Meth has her all shit jacked"
by BearJew70 January 11, 2018
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Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.
Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to?

Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go.
Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!
by DeadManWalking May 6, 2018
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stiff jacked

When a person or persons experience a serious medical emergency (heart attack, stroke, seizure, drug overdose, etc.) or falls victim to a tragic accident (car crash, falling down the stairs, etc) or senseless violent crime (drive by shooting, hit and run, machete attack, etc.) that leaves the person or persons dead and obviously helpless to fend off their attacker or a random stranger or their first responder or a good samaritan from stealing their personal belongings, I.e. wallet, phone, money, credit card, jewelry, gold teeth, etc. then they have been stiff jacked.
Paul: George, did you hear that John has been shot in front of his apartment by this complete madman?!?
George: No! This is the first I'm hearing of it. So tragic! What happened?!?
Paul: He was just standing outside on the steps and this bloke walks up to him and shoots him in the chest point blank!
George: Oh my God!
Paul: Yeah! And that's not even the worse part.
George: Oh really?!?
Paul: Yeah because as he's lying their dead and bleeding everywhere little old Ms. Windsor walks over to his corpse and stiff jacked him by lifting his wallet and watch right in front of me!
George: Get out!
Paul: For real! I had no idea the kind, old grandma had it in her to stiff jack someone. Guess you never know do ya mate?
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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Trent and Jacked

TO be Trent and Jacked is to find your solemate, stay together forever and make it through everything designed to tear a couple apart and come out stronger. To be best friends with your partner.
Man you guys have been together forever and you're perfect together. I'm so jealous you are Trent and Jacked.
by OneHotBlondGirl May 10, 2017
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jacked out

The act of ejaculating, so many times during a period of time such that you do not feel the desire to ejaculate anymore.
MARY: Hey, John, I'm back for reading week, let's have sex
JOHN: Naw, sorry babe, I've been using my right hand for the past hour, and I'm all jacked out.
by GHOST_ February 24, 2006
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jilked

My wife wanted to kid, so every time we had sex it just felt like I was getting jilked
by The Jilkman January 22, 2018
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