Judgery

when someone who clearly doesn't know your life is judging you.

Why are you all up in my business? You're being real judgery right now!

by deelovely81 November 8, 2010

judge judy

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older woman; usually she's right, of course. Similar to this is judge joe brown, which is getting told off or schooled by an older man.

noun-to act like the TV judge; scolding, cranky, judgemental (I know judges should be judgemental, but she takes it too far). There is currently no noun form for judge joe brown, due to his less annoying style of juris prudence.

tommy: hey asshole! get off that car or you'll be judge judy'd by the principal!
timmy: hey asshole too! our principal is a dude!
tommy: in that case you'll get judge joe browned!!
tammy: hey assholes! why don't you both get the hell out of here? i'm sick of seeing you losers just hanging around and making noise and......(long rant here)....................!!!!
tommy: what a bitch!
timmy: no, she's a judge judy!!

by earpuller October 10, 2005

judgement day

The only way the church keep Christians in line, by scaring them about judgement day, which COULD be tomorrow.

Priest: The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!
Scientist: *spouts scientific evidence for rise in volcanoes*
Priest: ... The number of volcanoes are rising! Judgement day must be soon!!!

by thejamdude January 6, 2006

jergen

Vasaline/skin lotion. Normal used when home alone.

Yo Dan pass me some jergen.

by Drake Zebra October 18, 2004

judge

To judge is to make a personal opinion about someone ,notice there's a difference between prejudge and judge meaning to judge you have your reasons because you've observed this person or have talked to this person for you to personally make a decision on what this person is or about. If you talk to someone and their telling how they robbed people, of course you're going to judge them as a theif or even if there lying about their still dishonest so now you have reason to judge them. The bible says Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged and the bible also says in the last days people will be haughty, disobeident to parents, brutal and so on and warn believers to stay away from these people but in order for you to know these characteristics you have to judge them after them after the fact, so that's a contradiction.. But don't fall into the trap of being prejudice because that's just plain stupid, just because a person dreisses and looks like Lil Wayne doesn't mean he's father isn't a big time judge when you falsely arrest him crooked officer. Just because a person is clumsy doesn't mean they have a low iq, just because a person is a stripper doesn't mean they don't have a heart of gold.. But prejudice isn't a good thing and it hurts people feeling and someone will always prejudge you the same way. If a person fucks your girlfriend would you still not judge and forgive him. He's a scumbag and that's it. read people, test them, weigh your facts and make a decision.

Anthony called a John a bitch because he got punched in the face and didn't do anything, he judged him based on his actions

by 23r24r September 1, 2012

Judge Judy

A high-rated TV Judge that likes to berate and talk down to her "litigants" in her courtroom with her annoying New York accent. She says things like "Do I have stupid written across my forehead?" She calls people idiot, moron, dumb and dumber, and "genious" (being sarcastic) among others.

Judge Judy, wheather you love her or hate her, is the highest rated Judge on tv and has been on the air longer than any of them.

by [e-mail] May 11, 2008

Judge

a sick ass revolver that shoots .45's and 410 shot shells for the instant close combat kill. shot spreads instantly out of the short, rifled chamber, not leaving your enemy a chance.

I saw this cop totally Judge the robber
Last night, this guy attacked me in the subway, and I whipped out my Judge in defense.

by N-squared January 8, 2009