Laugh Insurance

South African life insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance

by Braidos October 27, 2009

Insurable

A goodlooking person

jasons insurable
so is cathy

by jg123321 December 22, 2017

insurance

Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.

"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"

by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024

Insurance

Type your insurance

Benefit of insurance

by vegansav June 03, 2023

insurance

A kind of bet against yourself.

I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.

by 35 at least September 09, 2017

Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)

Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.

by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019

Life insurance lady

The lady who you can talk to. To protect your family. Meisha Martin, she’s available to travel all 50 states and virtual. [phone]

Call the life insurance lady , I cannot have you leaving out family with nothing.

by Your life insurance lady November 23, 2021