Inspectors

A group of planetary inspectors from the Super Robot Wars series that inspects planets for invasion and takeover by the Zuvorg Alliance. Also can refer to more intelligent life-forms who inspect before they invade.

"The Inspectors want nothing more than our resources, our robots, and our women....oh wait, scratch that one, they're too advanced for women."

"As an inspector, I'm going to check out this wasp's nest before I torch the bastards."

by Videodrome July 30, 2009

Meat inspection.

A.Checking whether a penis is circumsized or not.
B.Pulling back the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis to check bacteria levels.

I'm sorry Mr Mckenzie,you have failed the meat inspection in the most spectacular fashion imaginable.Goodbye.

by GEORGE COSTANZA January 29, 2005

Inspector Google

An official title that is appointed to one, after repetitive use of Google is utilised in order to function in everyday life. What sets aside a regular run-off-the-mill Google-addict and an ''Inspector'', is the investigative qualities of this individual, particularly in relation to detecting private details of another's life via this platform. The behaviour can be observed:

i. during daily conversation; in order to make dialect flow the constant referral to Google must be performed. This is usually accessed via a smart phone on hand. It not only defines unknown words but also adds complimentary audio and/or visual effect to the conversation.
ii. when avoiding the time-consuming enquiry of a book or another person to seek meaning; ain't no 'body got time fo' dat
iii. when embarrassed during conversation because one does not know the meaning of a word or term, Google is seen to relieve this by quick, on-the-go referral. E.g. pretending to view an sms.
iv. most importantly, when the User MUST make an enquiry into another's life for a range of purposes. This can include, but not limited to; dodgy colleagues, boy/girlfriends or in-laws or anyone dodgy for that matter. Stalking purposes. To discover photos of the person that may appear in Google Images, particularly bad photos. To gain clarity on this person's achievements, hobbies/interests, work history and anything else you can dish up really.

Bob: "hey Betty-Sue, have you seen how shady the new guy looks whose workin' the register now?"

Betty-Sue: "Sure have Bob, but what can we do?!"

Bob: "There's only one thing we can do, we've been left with no options here. I'm gonna motherflippin' Google the crap outta that, till I get to the bottom of this"

Betty-Sue: "Oh Bob, can I call you Inspector Google? You're so spunky"

by sausagedog March 16, 2014

inspirated

When you get some awesome idea while you are drunk. That almost was a good idea...

I was inspirated to show that it was absolutely, totally possible to climb that.
That inspirated me to an awesome business idea. POOL HAMBURGERS!!!

by anttoon January 12, 2018

inspiring

how someone makes you feel really great and makes you want to do something great

Zoe Laverne is very inspiring to all her fans.

by fyoung45 October 6, 2018

shoe inspector

Slang for FERRET, since FERRETS love to inspect their owner's shoes. Probably derived from their instinct to check holes for small animals to kill and eat.

ON THE PHONE:

I want to move to California, but, are shoe inspectors legal there?

by Gilmann Marshall March 22, 2009

builder's inspection

Unprofessional behaviour by domestic builders whereby during their lunch break they ALWAYS inspect the contents of the underwear drawer of an absent home owner especially if she is a real honey. Passing the items round they mentally picture her wearing them....I'm told...by numerous building acquaintances.

"Arrrrrrrrgh !!! You make sure you lock those fucking monkies out when you leave tomorrow"

"Why ????? They're doing great with the conservatory"

"BECAUSE David, they've held a fucking Builder's Inspection - that's why....I can tell"

by Brucester September 18, 2006