drive by insult

I once had a guy do a drive by insult on me as i was walking my dogs. he called me a fagot ass motherfucker. i remembered his face and car. i ran into him accidentally when he was walking out of a store months later. i pissed into a bottle and splashed it all over the interior of his car. i also dumped salt and water into the gas tank of another different drive by insult. drive by insults are for passive aggressive trash who think they have the last laugh. I'm still laughing now!

drive by insults may be funny for the passive driver, but some people like myself have taken REAL ACTION for vengeance. they don't know when it's coming or how.

they only think they can get away. but i've made sure to remember their face, car and plate.

by eazy-X April 28, 2008

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out-of-the-blue insult

when you and somebody else are trying to burn each other and you want to be more original than to make a your mum comeback and you just think of something like either bitch, dickhead, gay, homo head, fucktard or penis-breath.

"Call 1300-I-AM-A-RETARD and push the 'little pink button' because you really need to visit the Mental Health Hotline. You would be gone for a couple of days and it would really suit us all."
"At least I'm intelligent enough to use a phone."
"Yeah well you have penis-breath!"
"Was that an out-of-the-blue insult?"
"Yeah I think it was."

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009

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japanese insult

A swear word which isn't really offensive in the least, and if anything shows how much of a pussy the person who said it is.
Makes reference to the impressive politeness of the Japanese people, who rarely swear. What you see in anime and Japanese film isn't an accurate indication for any Japan buffs.
Japanese insults include childish things such as 'dummy' and 'poo poo'.

Tom: You're a fucking asshole
Jim: Be quiet you... dummy...
Tom: Mate, that was a Japanese insult

by Setae July 13, 2014

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insult compliment

An insult used in positive context. Males usually being on the receiving end, and although the insult is used positively, often ends up being more degrading than a normal insult would be. Also used to devoid harshness from an insult. Men, don't be deceived; she doesn't actually like it that much.

"you're only 4 inches? awww that's adorable!"

classic insult compliment.

by suede vest October 14, 2009

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