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instaregret

The feeling you get instantly after ejaculation when you have had sex with someone proper rancid due to slcohol. The pure natural and unstoppable instinct of emptying your sack combined with copious pints of ale takes over all rational thought then instantly returns the split second you orgasm

similar to instaguilt
Dave: - "mate i pulled this munter last light with my beer goggles on... but fuck me i got instaregret the moment i blew my load"

Tony:- "lol, i know what you mean... its like the worst feeling ever"
by mordzy2 October 20, 2010
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inspARGHations!

inspiration: the act or power of exercising an elevating or stimulating influence upon the intellect or emotions; the result of such influence which quickens or stimulates; as, the inspiration of occasion, of art, etc.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

inspARGHations!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about inspirations.
"inspARGHations!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 25, 2013
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instarich

A popular Instagram hashtag (Insta + Rich) that carried over to other social media websites. Used on money, business, and lifestyle-related photos.
Driving a Ferrari around Monaco wearing my new Audemars Piguet. #ferrari #monaco #mylife #instarich
by EducatedManiac January 25, 2019
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Instarage

The act of being enraged due to your girlfriend not liking the photo and can't upload it to Instagram.
Joey became instaraged when Karen looked fat in the recent photo. Karen requested another six photos from five different angles for a quality Instagram pic
by Tits_McGuee April 19, 2019
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Bob:(insert word)
Urban Dictionary:(sexualizes)
Bob:Why?
by Asarian August 24, 2019
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insert key

the most cancerous key for typing, press it and you are fucked if you do not know how to turn it off.
i was typing in my document, pressed the insert key and it was the end of the world for me.
by waterm3lon December 21, 2019
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instaredneck

A man or woman who portrays him/herself as a redneck on Instagram but really isn’t and never will be.
“Dude, that guy is an instaredneck, he’s not one of us - he’s wearing Giorgio Armani glasses and likes shaving.”
by AzWeSongwriter July 2, 2020
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