tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.

"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.

by boppa23 February 3, 2018

doona tent

Camping out in bed under a doona when its cold and miserable outside

It's pissing down outside, I'm gonna doona tent with a bad action movie

by not hugh April 16, 2014

dildo tent

The bulge that occurs when a woman wears a strap-on dildo with pants on.

Did you see Rita's dildo tent? She's got more bulge than half the guys I know.

by ronaldomoon March 26, 2012

Give a tent

To have an erection

This news anchor give a tent to the audience

by uncharted77 November 20, 2017

building a tent

having a boner under your jeans

seeing a hot girl walk past i started building a tent

by tent builder October 17, 2013

play tent

to pull the sheets up over one's partner's head after passing gas while in bed

H: Hey, wanna play tent?

*insert flatulence sound*
W: Ugh! Yuck! Great, now I need my shirt mask.

by 4ags2b July 8, 2011

tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.

Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.

by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021