Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
Get the blooming cuntmug. by hippommmm October 11, 2020
Get the madison bloommug. A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.
by Sirhardknocks January 30, 2021
Get the Blooming Prairie MNmug. by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the bloom soonmug. Typically used in place of Butt Head,beacuse one's mother does not allow the word Butt Head to be used in her presence.
by Jessica Garcia June 11, 2008
Get the Bloom-Bloom Headmug. Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!
by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024
Get the Bloomingmug. i was listen to juice and shiii made me have a whole Melodic Bloom- dead ass how i made this word/phrase
by Jr rhythm March 18, 2024
Get the Melodic Bloommug.