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Bloom

A god, someone who knows exactly what to do instantly. Treats people with such care and doesn't take anything for granted.
"I met Bloom yesterday"

"OMG REALLY!?!?!, I'm so JEALOUS
by dum9328 May 24, 2021
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flowers are blooming in Antarctica

Dogwhistle for "eat the rich".
The melting of Antarctic glaciers is resulting in flowers blooming on the continent. This is being contributed to by the rich class. The phrase basically means "our planet is dying".
Good morning, did you hear flowers are blooming in Antarctica?
by bissynessman January 17, 2024
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Flowers are blooming in Antarctica

Left-Wing phrase created to promote awareness for climate change
Person 1: Do you believe in climate change?
Person 2: Flowers are blooming in Antarctica bud.
by Λεοναρδ February 11, 2024
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
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Melodic Bloom

the feeling you get in your mind when you hear a rhythm and it just hits that "funny spot"
i was listen to juice and shiii made me have a whole Melodic Bloom- dead ass how i made this word/phrase
by Jr rhythm March 18, 2024
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Pussy bloom

Pussy Blooming is similar to pussy gaping but are smaller and more natural looking. It refers to the way pussies expand during sex when arousal is high. For example: PussyBloom2 on pornhub
that pussy bloomed as she came
by pbloom September 9, 2025
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