Improfessional

It's a word mix between unprofessional and inappropriate!

Jill- hey did your boss call you about your new position?
Sally- no my other coworkers told me
Jill- OMG Sally!! That's so Improfessional of your boss!!

by Improfessional April 19, 2018

impression farmer

A person who farms impressions on social media. They usually just post for likes. This is to make them bigger than they actually are.

Malachi is such an impression farmer, all he does is tweet for likes.

by LargeYak March 24, 2021

zeroth impression

The impression that you get from someone before you actually meet them, including impressions made by clothes, style, and rumors.

Bob: From what she was wearing and what I heard about her, the zeroth impression I got was that she was a slut. But when I met her she seemed really nice.

by darkshaddow42 June 11, 2010

the shitty impression

When one is so inclined as to take a dump, add it to a long tube sock, then add a lock. You then smack your victim accross the face with it.

I didn't want to give the shitty impression, but how else could I break his jaw and smear shit on him at the same time?

by GraFfiX420 April 11, 2009

continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

self-impressed

what everyone in the world is all the time.

everybody thinks they're the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.

you're so damn self-impressed by everything you do that i need no other reason to hate you and all that you might have been. show a little humility next time, sucker.

by danny kryski April 19, 2008

impregnable

(adj.) A female who has had too many abortions to ever bear child.


(adj.) to be unpenetrable by enemy forces.

Many britons believe thier island to be impregnable, but it has actually been invaded over 60 times since 1066. Fortunately, none of these were at all successful due to either poor planning or brilliant defensive mechanisms. Britain as a whole was only conquered once, by the roman empire, who actually took several attempts and centuries to do so. The vikings and saxons had very little in comparison to what Britain would later achieve.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004