ass to ass impasse

When a couple are both bottoms and unwilling to negotiate for satisfying sex so they sleep ass to ass and pout simultaneously.

My ex husband was too subby for me because I really wanted a top, so we were at an ass to ass impasse.

by Veev September 21, 2022

Impastracatilized

To be surprised or to have sympathy. A large male bear.

I felt impastracatilized bye the huge surprise party my friends threw me. A impastracatilized comes to stalk ts pray.

by Rachel L April 28, 2008

Impossiblified

Something impossible is being mentioned, mostly targeting user of word.

Man One - I'm trying to find an Asian girlfriend.

Man Two - Prepare to be impossiblified my friend.

Man One - Wow, thanks for the motivation d***. ¬_¬

Man Two - It's okay buddy!

by Jdeadevil the first May 18, 2008

IMpossibilities

Combine adj. & noun to attain ironical/iconical contrast in instant messaging

Ts s a conglomerate of IMpossibilities: Drunk therapist, Nawty nurse.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Impossibilitates

To make more than a little impossible.

...something in the core design of SQLObject, impossibilitates it to do the equivalent of an executemany() when doing inserts.

by Degutan June 22, 2011

impissable

When one needs to take a whizz but because of a bladder infection or suchlike you can quite do one.

I really feel like I need a whizz but because I've got that bladder infection I'm finding it impissable

by kristoff Dundee October 9, 2011

Impossihard

When something is impossibly hard, the words are just put together.

Dave, This boss is Impossihard to defeat.

by Yousatisfiedyet October 17, 2011