impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the
vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)
The problem arises in the age of political correctness and
cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’
s variants, it begged the question:
What is it called when two vegans argue?
Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-
meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.
Moo.
Yoga class was a drag
today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for
herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
