Impass

When a moron can't spell Impasse correctly.

It's Impasse with an E at the end; you illiterate clown.

P1: Looks like we are at an Impass

P2 beats P1 up in a grammatically-fueled rage.

P1: "I was speaking. How could I spell it incorrectly.

by IdiotFox May 9, 2025

Not-Trippin Impass

When both parties need to make a decision and both are "Not Trippin" - thus at an impass ; "not-trippin impass"

A:"idk, you want it?"
B:"im not really trippin"
A:"im not trippin either"
C:"you to have reached a not-trippin impass"

by Brolachan650 October 14, 2010

impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

Moo.

Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023

Impossible White Man

A Sub-Genre of films which gets its name from Rod of "The Black Guy Who Tips" Podcast. the qualifications needed for a film to be classified are as follows:

1. No Super Hero/Comic Book Movies
2. It must be an action film. No questions asked.

3. The Protagonist CANNOT die in the end. dieing & being revived at any point is allowed.
4. Despite the name, Protagonists in said films do not have to be white or even male. just a human being with a vague set of skills being a badass under situations that would mean death for the average citizen.

"dude, are you watching the ENTIRE Die Hard Series?"

"Impossible White Man movies haven't been the same since the 80s. this franchise proves it"

by Mallard Redgrave May 22, 2014

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

The truth that is spoken in the bee movie

Person 1: Tell me the truth already!
Person 2: Fine! Ahem... According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Impossachievable

1.Impossible to achieve or attain

2.Used by Mr.Redd White from Phoenix Wright when you find him guilty.

Redd White:IMPOSSACHIEVABLE!

Guy 1: Dude, I think with some make-up Rosie O'Donnell could be hot.

Guy 2:IMPOSSACHIEVABLE!

by num421337 March 26, 2010

impossigifter

Is a person who is impossible to buy a gift for. This could be because they have everything, or are extremely fussy, or return everything you give them.

My friend is an impossigifter. I can't seem to find her a good birthday gift, because everytime I give her something, she always returns it.

by suzgirl January 17, 2017