impassion

to cause, initiate, or inflict passion upon an idea, object, thought, feeling, or such stimulus

I. "He impassionately approves of his girlfriend's achievements."
II. "I am extremely impassioned about your earlier confrontation with me."

by TL373 July 21, 2006

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

first impression shirt

the shirt in your wardrobe that hangs in the closet with dust on the shoulders that waits until you need to make a good first impression

I was meeting my new boss today, so I put my sandals in the closet, got out my good shoes, some clean jeans, and my first impression shirt.

by ChuckChaser69 July 5, 2008

impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

fozzy bear impression

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise

I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night

by The Fozzy October 21, 2010

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

impressionable

easily manipulated/"influenced"

College students are the most impressionable fuckers ever

by ahadahat November 18, 2015