Wood Shampoo

Billy got a nice dose of wood shampoo from the police.

by Paladin. October 25, 2011

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Rage wood

The boner you get that will rival blue balls. Caused from going to long between nut busts. May or May not be influenced by workout supplements. Tren, D-aspartic acid, Horny goat weed, Tongkat ali, and a few others can cause it. Will get a boner that throbs like the Incredible Hulk, veins ready to burst, mushroom tip hard as a cinder block.

After a week on this new cycle, I kept getting Rage wood. I could steer my car no handed on my 45 minute commute.

by M_Dubz152 June 12, 2023

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loan wood

When a male loans his wang or male sex organ to a female aka having loan sex. The female must pay back the male within a reasonable time or else she is forced to become his pimp.

"Man,I would loan wood to her."

"When are you going to loan your wood to me, big guy?"

"That bitch hasn't paid me back yet,I loaned her my wood!!!"

by The Woodsman aka ARF January 10, 2009

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