Call That Instagram

When something Is Instagram

Poggers, Call that instagram

by James Dodge May 19, 2020

Flight Instructor Special

An alcohol purchase by Bill and Kev from the Circular K "Circle K" with a poor flight instructor's paycheck in mind. Usually consists of two Coor's Original 32oz. Beers for $4.00.

Yo man, Let's go grab the Flight Instructor Special after work.

by Bigg Bill October 18, 2008

Instagram

What Teenagers use.

Adult: SON, GET OFF INSTAGRAM
Teenage Son: Fuck no, how am I supposed to talk to my bae

by THE HOE THAT GIVE YOU HEAD December 21, 2015

Drill Instructor

United States Marine Corps Drill Instructor. Smoky Bear. DI only to a very gustsy/ stupid recruit, or one that has already earned the Title. Any disgusting civilians worst nightmare. Arrive at either MCRD and you will think that they were trained by Satan himself. They are the most motivated and most degrading person you will ever meet. For three months of your life they are the last person in the world you want to meet. You would rather piss your own pants than request a head call.
When you finish the twelve weeks of Hell and he hands you the Eagle, Globe and Anchor. He goes from being your worst nightmare to being the first one you would want at your side in a tight spot.

My Drill Instructor was the meanest motherfucker on the Island, but after he handed me my EGA, he shook my hand and called me Brother.

by DevilDogPOG October 25, 2011

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

InstaBeef

Beef or some form of aggression/hate, between 2 people, formed from an argument or insulting comment on Instagram or any other social media.

I can't believe she made that comment! Now we got #InstaBeef!

by MentallyEvolved September 9, 2018

Instant Classic

When a brand new tune blows everyone's mind because you just know it is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Dude, did you listen to Kendrick Lamar's Blacker the Berry?
Yeah man. That is what I call an instant classic.

by honktonky April 22, 2016