Hum fungus

To eat some shit up

I'm about to hum fungus that shit.
Hum fungus on some shit.

Gobble gobble bitch

by G woman February 13, 2019

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

Refers to da substitute-for-grumbling-at-a delay vocal action dat you engage in while unexpectedly/unavoidably having to wait for something basic or mundane to occur, such as for equipment to warm up, someone to answer da phone, a web-page to load on an internet-computer, etc. Great for when you're either babysitting children (for whom soft singing is often an effectively-calming/soothing way of "placating them for a few" till a desired action/event can happen) or presently have one or more adult-colleagues there who need certain actions and/or information-locating performed on their behalf, and so you are sympathetically showing them dat you hate having to be held up, as well, just da same as they do.

Everyone loves da catchy "Alex Trebek waiting for da contestants to think of an answer" melody, so performing a round of "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold can work wonders to make everyone feel less grumpy/impatient at having to take a little longer than normal for something they want to happen.

by QuacksO December 16, 2023

Hum

Meaning go. Cheering for your team.

Oh the Red Devils lost? Well yeah… Hum Bruins.

by Hamsandwihc March 21, 2023

Hum Chum

A person who hums a tune/song while inside a public bathroom stall for the single purpose of trying to anger all the other people in the bathroom. They are known to hum either a rock song due to the loud volume of the song and the fast tempo, and songs popular on the internet.

There was a Hum Chum at the gym humming the Kirby theme, I think he was beat up by 5 people when he got out.

by The Mad Chuska August 10, 2017

Hum dumpster

A person that eats way too much hummus and often refuses to share with others.

Thom ate the entire package of hummus again without asking! What a hum dumpster!

by Naanaanaanaapoopoo February 13, 2021

Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.

"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"

by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019