no homo

Something idiotic straight, white 12-year-old boys say after giving each other a high five or touching in any way. Saying no homo apparently makes everything non gay. No matter what was said or done previously, speaking this word maintains one's heterosexuality.

"I'm moving to San Francisco with my boyfriend. We just finished having gay sex and I gave him a hardcore blowjob. Our house is going to be rainbow with pink furniture. We are going to wear colorful polo shirts every day with khaki shorts and Sperrys. We're going to a gay pride parade after this. And then we're going to makeout like the flamers we are. No homo."

by hotprincebodybae June 17, 2015

no homo

Said to show that you aren't gay after saying something that sounded gay.

Hay man, pass the nuts. No homo
I cornered him in my room and nailed him with a board. No homo

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

homo-sectual

Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.

An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.

by brjtlc August 28, 2010

Homeownersexuals

A term used to describe two homosexuals who live together.

Barry: Have you heard about Brian and John?

Steve: No

Barry: They've just moved in together, they're Homeownersexuals now apparently.

by Ceapto August 24, 2012

homo event

Basically any event planned or extemporaneous,, that the homos host to further the gay agenda.

Wow I went downtown with the kid to get some ice cream and ran smack dab into a homo event.

We got the rainbow sorbet and bolted out of town like we were being chased by the undead .

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021

Homo-afraid

When you're afraid you'll enjoy homosexual activity.

While Logan was talking about his gay relationship it made Roberto uncomfortable, revealing him being homo-afraid.

by The_Elite_Trucker_Group March 3, 2022

No Robo-homo

Said often when a person speaks enviously of some technology one posseses or when one refers to a robot (of the opposite sex) who has human characteristics and is appealing.

Dude! Where did you get your laptop? i want one! It is totally ecologically friendly,has a 20-inch screen, how much ram does it have???

-Dude,No Robo-Homo!


Look how C3P-O's golden coat glistens in the sun,ahhhhh.

C'mon have some dignity for yourself, you forgot to say No Robo-Homo.....

by Dr. Garrick Smith March 9, 2009