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messy hoes

Usually a broke female trading gossip for stripes/or friends that don't pay their bills. Often are found on the Gulf Coast YEAR ROUND but secretly getting Fucked BY THE "CREW"
It's a Bird, Its A Plane;... Oh No, Its Just Them Messy Hoes smh... Hoes
by Bay Way October 14, 2016
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Promo Hoes

Models who are well on the path to prostitution via Club Promoters and their obsession with a specific club/type of music EDM , House, Hip Hop etc.

There are usually three types of Promo Hoe.

1. The Club Rat : Regular guys or girls who frequent promoter tables or dinners
2. The Atmosphere Models : Models who get paid in money/food/drinks to frequent promoter tables or dinners
3. The Insta-Club Rats : Clicks of Models who are directly associated with one or more promoters usually because they owe them money, live in their model houses or have an agency that has sold their cell numbers or rented them (without their knowledge) to the promoters/clubs to boost their Insta profiles.

All 3 types are usually feeding and bleeding on the music scene.

Feeding on the food, drinks, apts and drugs, whilst slowly bleeding out their own money, dignity and reputation.
"look at that table of models!"
"Shit... they ain't models no more, Bro. They barely legal, they sitting with douchebags and they fuuuucked up!"
"Perfect! I got me a c-note and some molly. Let's tap a couple of those dirty little Promo Hoes!"
by Kid Koko and Slim January 3, 2018
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clout hoes

People who are attracted to or date others based on their amount of instagram or twitter followers. Can also be thirsty towards hypebeast.
Bro 1: How did you get all those girls?
Bro 2: Oh these clout hoes? It's easy bro, all you need is over 1,000 followers, wear off white, thrasher, clout googles. Oh & most importantly you gotta disrespect them.
Bro 1: Deadass? Ok
by misslissa June 4, 2018
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loose hoes

People who take the bus at night. They do not have cars or friends with cars.
Look at all those loose hoes waiting for the bus at 2am!
I'm so glad my friend has a car to give me rides so I don't have to be one of those loose hoes.
by sideho#3 October 28, 2019
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Mealing on Hoes

To get one's fill off the loving of promiscuous females. Synonymous with "Snatching pelt."
Was as the frat castle last night, had 30 girls in my room looking to give it away; damn the potential was huge to be mealing on hoes.
by KW19 September 7, 2009
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he has hoes

When a dude is talking to multiple girls (flirting wise/leading on) all at one time
Person 1: Bro Mark is mad cute

Person 2: Don't get involved with him, he has hoes
by Point blank periodt July 6, 2019
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Hoesbrook

Holbrook, Ma - tiny, irrelevant town. Everyone here thinks their lives suck and they're little tough shit so they smoke weed in the woods. The police here have nothing to do all day so they follow kids around and yell at them. If your over the age of 10 and your in the park the little kids' parents will call the cops on you. Most likely, if your not a loser you'll ride in a police car by 14, FOR NO REASON. Holbrook High SUCKS! The ghetto kids from Randolph, Brockton, Braintree, Boston, etc. come and make it even more ghetto and not a fuck is ever learned. The seventh graders think they're the shit. The boys smoke a trash bag of weed a day and all the girls were push up bras by the 6th grade. Shorts are in dress code if you can only see 3/4 of your ass. If you have older brothers or sisters - or even better both - the teachers all think your god. Theres like 4 smart kids but the odds are they're rich and lazy so it doesn't matter. Half days everyone goes down to Burger King, Holbrook House, Maria's, the Park, or Dunkin' Donuts. The parents don't give a shit, end of story. Drink, smoke, party, get finger fucked, its all okay here! People not from Holbrook think theres nothing wrong.
by ProudHolbrookian December 11, 2011
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