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hong kong beef slab

The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
by ralph cucumber April 1, 2009
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Hong Kong Cattle Buyer

A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.

This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!

Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
by MCIWS January 19, 2011
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Hong Kong Fluey

Hong Kong Fluey, quicker than than the human eye.
by Hooperdrivestheboat March 21, 2020
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lae hong

slur for a woman with big lae hongs
Hey theres's a lae hong over there
by ELizPLAYZ June 29, 2021
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honger

A person who is a honger does NOT have to have been born in Hong Kong but are usually of an asian race. Hongers are usually interested in the fashions and music of H.K and don't necessary speak chinse 24/7. Not all hongers are rich spoiled brats that fling there money everywhere and spend it lavishly on cell phones or clothes. He/She doesn't have to be horrible in english or permantly resides in ESL classes. The 'weird clothes' in my opinion are actually quite nice, and the clothes that are actually being sold now in english malls are actually the same as the style that was 'in' in HK last year or two years ago. If you're dissing honger clothes, then you're dissing the popular and 'in' clothes that you buy from english malls. Many of the definitions here diss hongers and i'm assuming that the authors of these definitions come from english speaking countries which are probably the U.S and Canada. If it is, isn't the U.S and Canada supposed to be supportive of multi-cultralism? If it is, then these dissers are the ones who don't belong to these countries and not the hongers. At least hongers don't diss other cultures. Everyone is free to express there own cultures and background and shouldn't feel ashamed of it.
i'm a honger, but i'm a CBC. I still listen to english songs even though i may listen to chinse songs for a longer part of the time. I also get A's in many subjects including english and i don't get huge amounts of money to spend.
by Multi-cultralism? April 25, 2005
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Hong Kong Speed

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong
"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"
by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010
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honger

I'm half Chinese half white so I get to see both sides of the story. What was described in the first definition is extremely accurate, but only when applied to about 10-20% of the hongers I know. They are a very select group that has one thing in common: they have been in Canada (generally) less than five years. However, the other 80-90% are a very diverse group that includes many people to whom that particular definition of "honger" does not fit at all. I know many people who were born in Hong Kong that speak perfect English, wear the same clothes that white people wear, don't play copious amounts of badminton and don't have cell phones attached to their ears.

It all comes down to how it jumps out at you. The reason why we have such a narrow definition of a "honger" is because we've picked up on the most obvious representation, or the representation that sticks out like a sore thumb. We don't appreciate the 80-90% of people born in HK that are all unique in their own ways and have adapted somewhat to the way of life in North America because they've blended in with the rest of society.
A honger can be one of many different things.
by Ponderous December 19, 2004
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