Help me

No seriously I’m trapped help where am I

I think I’m in a car help me

by Meme-mentos March 24, 2020

Help Im at school

Good luck

John said help im at school and the teacher killed him

by the hecc October 6, 2020

Help me grow my beard

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

by anonymous August 28, 2021

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

Help Desk

A group of people in a department that have to deal with all the IT problems within an company or organzation. These problems are dealing with dumb asses users 99% of the time.
The helpdesk is the first and last people you deal with from the IT department.

Humm... It says press any key, I don't see the ANY key.
I think we need to call the helpdesk. Then the helpdesk employee shoots himself.

by Andy September 2, 2004

HELP ME

The people at urban dictionary have kidnapped me, and are forcing me to write 10 definitions every minute. I think there are at least 3 other people here. They only feed me bread with a cup of water for breakfast lunch and dinner. I haven't bathed since they kidnapped me. I am surrounded by metal walls. PLEASE HELP ME

HELP ME, I have been kidnapped by Urban Dictionary, but don't worry this is a joke.

by TennisPlayer69 June 2, 2021

help lah

A phrase to express one's shock at another's inability to perform supposedly simple tasks.

A phrase to express one's surprise or disbelief at another's unconventional way of performing a task.

It can also be used to showcase one's frustration when something does not go as planned.

1. Help lah! You're already an adult, yet you do not know how to tie your shoelaces.

2. Help lah! The MRT service has been disrupted due to a track fault yet again!

by Nungbak September 26, 2017