thirsty heffer

A fat bitch (like cow size) who does anything for attention to draw boys or a crowd toward her.

Look at that thirsty heffer over there bending down with her no ass that be looking like cottage cheese.

by SlayQueen4life April 4, 2017

Skeno Heifer

A prostitute who babysits children and secretly tries to make the children in her/his care a prostitute

Creg I think the babysitter is a Skeno Heifer

by AnomousTruWords May 17, 2020

Water Heffer

A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”

“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”

by you’re so hot December 26, 2022

Heffer

An incredibly Obese woman... such as Jordan "Fat Dyke Chick" Idontdeservealastname

That heffer just called the cops on us! MOOOOOOOO

by sweet at life September 7, 2008

Hugh Hefner

Pimp
God
Real American Hero

Hugh Hefner is a fucking god!

by Drue B. July 22, 2006

Heerali

1.A woman with split personalities; colloquial term

2.Lazy, like a park bench

3.A person who has many of the same attire, i.e scarves!

4.Can, very infrequently be used to describe a nice girl...

1. "Dude, she keeps punching me when its cold, is it because shes got heerali"

2. "Do some work man, your soooo heerali"

3."DAMN you have alot of scarves...heerali-ish"

4....no real life example available.

by Ramphaal January 19, 2009

hefeweizen

The beer of Gods!! It is brewed by the Widmer Brothers. Its a golden unfiltered wheat beer that is truly cloudy and clearly superb. Even though it is only 4.7% alcohol it is still a great beer. Not for poor people.

I drink hefeweizen only when my dad buys it! It is good but expensive for my budget.

by cope30 June 11, 2006