Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

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Ryan Harper

A meme slut who's only purpose in life is to destroy another persons will to live with bad spelling and trash memes. Secretly an emo furry.

"Do you know Ryan Harper?"

"He's a trash meme."

by ur pussy lock-in mum faggot June 10, 2016

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harper sipes

what you call a man you will marry

that man is my harper sipes

by hdbjsjsnsns November 28, 2023

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Stephen Harper

22nd Canadian Prime minister (Canadian equivalent to prime minister). I suppose he did decent in handling the economy during the 2008 recession. But still has the flaws of every other conservative pm.

Doug: Look its Stephen Harper.

by LoLI'mSOOOOOOOOOFunny June 21, 2021

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Mary Harper

Mary Harper is a nice person over text, but once you know her she will talk shit behind your back. Mary is still obsessed with her both of her ex’s, and can’t get over any guy she talks too. Mary will back stab you but will still pretend that she is your friend. NEVER TRUST MARY HARPER!!

guy1. “Do you know Mary Harper?!?“
guy2. “Yeah, but she to all the boys.”

by FORTNITELOVER35 October 03, 2020

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