online handle

what you go by on the internet. see screen name

i'm looking for your youtube link dude, what's your online handle

by online handle September 18, 2006

jiggle the handle

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!

i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

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by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Love Handle Linger

A move a guy will do when he's done hugging you in attempts to seduce you.
As he's pulling away, he will graze his hand from one love handle to the other, take a step back, and give you a look like "Hey baby, let's talk. I care about your feelings."

Laura - "Hey, I hung out with my boss last night."

Rachael - "Who is your boss?"

Laura - "Gabe"

Rachael - "Oh no! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOVE HANDLE LINGER!"

by Hatamatic April 3, 2009

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

homo handle

Walk behind one of your very homo-phobic friends when he/she is least expecting it. From behind, take one hand and place it on their hip and one hand on their shoulder and bend them over from behind and proceed to hump them. This manuever works particularly well when the recieving party has been drinking or intoxicated because it takes them a few moments to realize just what is going on.

by Casey S.W. July 9, 2003

Ho Handle

The current incarnation of the tramp stamp: a tattoo that is placed across a girl's ribcage. Usually taking the form of "deep" or "meaningful" quotations, they never fail to make the bearer look uneducated and shallow.

Megan Fox's ho handle reads, "There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."

by seaweeded September 26, 2009