Christmas Hampered

A person or person's who suffered from sexual abuse/harassment

"When you where working at the brothel you got Christmas Hampered a lot"

by Four Square January 16, 2024

arshad hameed

arshad is my best friend in the future hes fonna be my lover he makes an effort to talk to me every day and night, and those days he cant i get upset and sngry bcus hes such good person to talk to, hes a caring brother who makes sure to look after his brothers , hes a family guy who helps his mother out wuite frequentky and althought he drives me insane sometimes hes the best person i could ever talk to, hes the sweetest guy ever to me and treats me like his princess, hes oerfect personality and lookswise, arshad is a king (monkey)

that guy is so arshad hameed

by notalovergirl March 17, 2024

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.

Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.

by Mumbls December 3, 2024

Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.

I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026