Hole hoggin

The act of stretching your piss hole over a fire hydrant.

I was having some trouble peeing so the the doctor said I needed a hole hoggin.

I Tried to steal a leprechaun' s gold and he gave me a hole hoggin instead!

by Thomas broadway December 29, 2014

hole jacking

Hole jacking when you decided the front hole just isn't enough so you jack that back hole

Johnny was tottaly hole jacking lacy last night now she doing the penguin walk today

by RainBowPixy3141 February 15, 2017

Hole-In-One

This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isn’t much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.

Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: What’s wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie I’ll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Don’t Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.

by Bubba the Gimp January 6, 2021

hole punch

V. To punch somebody in the rectum.
N. The action of punching somebody in the rectum.

Dude, he's pissin' me off. When he bends over go hole punch him.

by Hizzo April 11, 2003

hole puncher

Derogatory word meaning "male heterosexual." Made popular by the character Jack on the American television series "Will & Grace" during the 2005-2006 season.

A pox upon you, you hole puncher! I am sick of being a second class citizen when I am a MUCH better citizen than you are!

by Hephaestion May 17, 2006

hole slaw

Cole slaw eaten out of an asshole, much like tossing salad with cole slaw.

Bob: "Man, I could really go for some cole slaw."
Gary: "YEAH!!! You ever have cole slaw eaten out of your asshole before?"
Bob: "No, that sounds gross."
Gary: "I'm talkin' 'bout HOLE SLAW YEAH!!!!!"

by Mr. Woodsington May 12, 2010

hole hair

n. Hair immediately surrounding the anus of a domestic animal. Generally it is recommended that your pet's long and obtrusive hole hair be trimmed for hygienic reasons. Faeces has a tendency to accrete in unkempt hole hair, giving rise to unwelcome odors and a stiff mat of infectious wormy filth lining the animal's crotch.

After an especially challenging bout of diarrhoeia, we burned off Fido's crusty hole hair with a lighter.

by Carl Willis August 29, 2005