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A phrase used by the late great comedian genius George Carlin during stand up.
A phrase used by the late great comedian genius George Carlin during stand up.
HJFJ that hippie just ate shit off his bike face first into that fountain!
HJFJ I overslept for my exam!
HJFJ I fireshat through my pants onto the walls at tacobell
HJFJ I overslept for my exam!
HJFJ I fireshat through my pants onto the walls at tacobell
by The Great Bandito May 6, 2011
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Over The Pants Hand Job
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
1. Occurs while both the male and female are intoxicated and the female still has inhibitions about a full fledged hook up. The most common cause of chafing of the penis.
2. What the female views as a good way to turn her partner on and the male feels as the most painful method of getting an erection.
3. Can happen as a random female walks by, these are warranted and never argued with.
T.Pimp wakes up after a party and is asked if he 'got' anything; 'No man, all she gave me was an O.T.P.H.J. and now my dick hurts!'
by Eternal Alcoholic April 30, 2011
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