HJH

Head Job Height. If a chick is so short she comes up to your crotch.

Wow, dude, that chick is perfect HJH! Go and ask her out...and then...

by llllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyy August 22, 2007

HJH

Hand Job Honey - an obliging female who knows how to take a man 'in hand'

My HJH caressed my stiff swollen cock until it disgorged large dollops of hot sticky semen on her voluptuous breasts.

by W Anka October 10, 2006

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how did you get here?

did you just hit the keys hjhdjhfeskdfhnsjmhgnkdn?

by hi556366 October 31, 2018

Hjhjhjhj

Hjhjhjhj is when you're bored with literally nothing better to do on your computer.

I'm really bored, I might as well Hjhjhjhj

by Micheal Boblo July 24, 2018

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help im going insane
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by AshtyBoi September 2, 2021

hjhkefl

someone who has the condition known as the "hjhkefl" condition is someone who is only abt to eat with their eyes because they are to fat after eating to much kail. (basically just look at food and just let yourself start till you die :D)

OMG! look at Amira, if she keeps eating that much kail she'll have to eat it with her eyes due to the "hjhkefl" condition

~Amira Ocean

by Amira Ocean January 27, 2021

HJHJHKJSFDJ

Pronunciation: hhu - geh - hhu - geh - hhu - ckuh - geh - ss - ff - da - geh
Said when something is very funny or surprising.

Molly told me the most HJHJHKJSFDJ joke ever.

by MWstudio January 15, 2021