The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
by TheRatEmpire November 8, 2023
Get the John Headachemug. This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.
person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
by Carlos Santiago September 26, 2005
Get the one-eyed headachemug. Something or someone that is worthy of causing a "headache," which can refer both to a physical pain in the head and to something that causes great difficulty and worry
"Did you see what she did today? Ugh, it's so annoying. She is so headacheable"
"She is so headacheable, she kept burping into the mic"
"She is so headacheable, she kept burping into the mic"
by Hampter Pumpkin September 15, 2025
Get the Headacheablemug. Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.
Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!
Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?
Jim: Yeah, but wh-
Bob: You have a water headache.
Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!
Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?
Jim: Yeah, but wh-
Bob: You have a water headache.
Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!
by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011
Get the Water Headachemug. An extreme case of Blue Balls. Typically felt by males, but one may never know the extent of the feeling.
by nt1636 January 17, 2024
Get the Boston Headachemug. “Shit, I had such bad headache brain I literally forgot about my pizza I put in the oven and let it burn”
by Purslaypussy September 11, 2022
Get the headache brainmug. A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.
by Sardman77 June 17, 2025
Get the Mall Headache (MH)mug.