/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)
See happen.
–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.
(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)
See happen.
Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."
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"Do you like the comic Cyanide and Happiness?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny, sorta sexual, a little depressing."
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"Pretty much the embodiment of urban dictionary"
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Synonym for omg that's sick!/Wow!/God Damn/Let's Go!
Synonym for omg that's sick!/Wow!/God Damn/Let's Go!
Alex: Bro Mr. Harris just decided to pass us in Biology.
Mounib: Halpenjero! let's go bro! Told you there's no way we can fail this class
Mounib: Halpenjero! let's go bro! Told you there's no way we can fail this class
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