happenstance

/ˈhæpənˌstæns/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn-stans

–noun
the standing position one is in when happening, or ejaculating.

(one's happenstance is usually unique to oneself)

See happen.

Alex: "So bromeo, how'd last night go?"
Christian: "Well, I happened upon this girl, right?"
Alex: "Right."
Christian: "But this was no simple happenstance. I had my hands on my hips and my pelvis thrusted forward like I had conquered the huns."
Alex: "I'm so proud..."

by Brahmastra October 19, 2009

shit happens

used when when the inevitable happens without being able to circumvent or stop it OR as a term of commisseration

Dont feel bad about it man, shit happens!

by paul egan November 10, 2003

happiness

something i’ll never feel because i have depression

jenny knew she’d never find happiness

by uglytrxsh June 13, 2019

Cyanide and Happiness

The Urban Dictionary's spirit animal

"Do you like the comic Cyanide and Happiness?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny, sorta sexual, a little depressing."
"Like urban dictionary?"
"Pretty much the embodiment of urban dictionary"

by Cheesy and dangerous. June 6, 2015

what had happened was...

the start to either a very good story or a bs one. either way should be interesting

you see what had happened was... proceed with story

by jstagurl August 19, 2008

halpenjero

Usually used as a reply when something serendipitous or good happens

Synonym for omg that's sick!/Wow!/God Damn/Let's Go!

Alex: Bro Mr. Harris just decided to pass us in Biology.

Mounib: Halpenjero! let's go bro! Told you there's no way we can fail this class

by mounibthejew April 14, 2020

I choose happiness

When you refrain from doing something because you know it's going to ruin your mood.

Sarah- OMG Stacey did you see what Zach posted on his snapchat story.

Stacey- No thanks, i choose happiness :)

by itsyourexwhowrotethislol October 19, 2021