Hairy Galinsoga

A self growing uncircumcised penis.

The Hairy Galinsoga may get from 4 to 7 inches in height.

by berrics808 November 23, 2019

Hairy Neck

A long, necked hairy man who teenage girls find attractive.

OMG Britney a hairy neck is coming our way!! Get his number!

by Molly Morris September 7, 2019

hairy potta

name for a pot-dealer who is either really hairy or likes harry potter.

Look who it is –hairy potta with them goods!

by californiarollin January 1, 2017

hairy conniption

A outburst of anger or rage. Its worse than a regular conniption because it being hairy means it can't be controlled.

Joe's wife is having a hairy conniption because his brother and friends are here from out of state. She doesn't want him to have any fun because she's a angry person and very negative.

by jimmybomm December 14, 2020

hairy nelson

when you are performing oral sex on an au natural woman, she farts and a stain is left on your chin.

I had too much drink last night so my old lady gave me a hairy nelson.

by sidewalk sam September 30, 2013

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022