guild party

a guild party is when all the memebers of the guild get together and engage in unprotected big gay sex. mr gregg greets everyone at the door with sneaky castros and dutch staircases. then nick gets naked lies spread eag on the floor on takes on the hole guild in his asshole while mr hardcore gives him a trolls foot. afterwards the bull gets ass fucked by a big gay porcupine while big black adrian feasts on greggs asshole. next they all get in a circle and shove red hot irons up each member's pissholes, after this episode they give all the freshmen guild members japanese snowstorms and if its a special occasion they will call in big gay Koizumi himself. after initiating the mannie freshes they then beat eachother off into one big great cup, mix the jizz with horse cum and daves insanity sauce and drink up!! Finally then end the party by givin everyone a mustache ride and portuguese breakfasts to everyone but the freshmen, they make them go shrimpin with 19 big gay armed madillos

me: hey man did you hear about the guild party tonight?
gregg: you dude I'm givin out sneaky castros and trolls foots. Are you goin?
me: no thanks.

by Nick Moshetta April 7, 2007

guiller

Is also known as one the sex gods, he is the best of the best when it comes to sex his looks can be deceiving he may look shy and cute but he is a tiger in the inside

Michelle: oh my god i just had a guiller experience i thought he is shy but he is very good in bed. oh my god i want to do it forever

by Antoine Lavoisier July 6, 2010

guillermo javier narro

A sick ass nigga who is chill and usually very tall. he has multiple hoes in different area codes. has the best fucking music .all the girls love him. not that smart. one of the chillest nigga you will ever meet in yo fucking life cuz on god. best taste in clothes. all his niggas are fat. most friends are wannabes. will fuck a nigga up if needed.

damn my nigga yo ass iz such a fuckin guillermo javier narro nigga on god nigga fuck. dont even try to deny nigga cu it aint gone work cuz

by ladieswannaholla January 20, 2018

Guilded

A platform that platform designed for competitive gaming and esports that focuses heavily on keeping gamers organized. Has more features then discord and slack. Staff are nice and very little trolling.

person 1: Hey have you heard of guilded
person 2: Yeah, Better then discord because it has more features and staff aren't toxic
person 3: BuT gUiLdEd iS a CoPy Of dIscOrD
person 1: Discord copied Slack

by The YouTuber definer May 1, 2021

guillherme

Hot af athletic and has the sexiest voice ever. Can't match there caring personality

I met the guy today who was such a Guillherme

by 🖤😸🖤 April 27, 2017

Guillemette

Guillemettes are some of the nicest, most selfless, and empathetic girls in the world. She will always stick up for you and is loyal until the very end. When you need a shoulder to cry on, she's there. When you are laughing so hard that you might run out of air, she will be there to laugh along with you. Though all of these amazingly spectacular traits exist within her, she has a dark side too. She may not mean it, but sometimes she makes everyone around her feel invisible and insecure. She changes those around her for the better and for the worst. You are lucky and cursed to ever meet a Guillemette.

Guillemette and I are going downtown tomorrow with friends.

by <fakesmiles> February 8, 2019

The Guilf

1. A self-proclaimed Supreme Being that is always scheming to make life just a little tougher for others.

That guys is walking around pretending to be the The Guilf.

by tommyboy89 October 27, 2008