guaren

Something thats guaranteed.

I'm guaren getting pussy tonight. That house is pretty guaren.

by kentMOKESblunts November 22, 2010

Guario

Guario, formerly known as Guile, was an american soldier for the USAF. He recently fled from the United States due to political reasons. He now is an italian chef at "Pizza Sonica" where he serves in the capital city of Italy, Rome.

Guario, in his spare time, likes to have sparring matches with his good friend Ryukin.

by ognightwing May 26, 2019

Guardy

A party for lifeguards that is lit!!

“Your going to the guardy tonight right????”

by Lululolol July 5, 2019

Guardians Of The Galaxy

Guardians of the galaxy are the guards at a Samsung store. Because they are guarding the galaxy......

Yo... When I went to the Samsung store I saw the guardians of the galaxy...

by Noodle... April 19, 2020

guardiolism

A football philosophy rooted in hypocrisy which outwardly portrays the illusion of "being in it for the spectacle" but in practice preaches flopping to the floor, petty theatrics and making excuses when things don't go your way.

The Italian National Football Team is a staunch supporter of Guardiolism. The player's can't seem to stand up on their own legs!

by Potele May 15, 2022

guarma

Not Tahiti, but nearly there.

Don't go to Guarma, instead go to Tahiti and follow the goddamn PLAN.

by Blixcas December 10, 2022

brush guard

A woman's bush that is so out of control and nappy that it is able to block access to the punani even from a carpet mower.

I would have went down on her, but I couldn't get through that brush guard.

by natedog September 3, 2004