guacamole nigga penis

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.

person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.

by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019

Guacado

An avocado that has ripened enough to be used for guacamole.

This guacado is ready to go. Let's make guacamole.

by Mr Leahy January 9, 2010

guaced

Pooping yourself.

Oh fuck, I guaced myself

by Bernie jewboyski May 9, 2016

guacobama

Guacobama is a signature dish Barack Obama and Guacomole. Mostly served in the US, it is only good if you have obamas face as the design for the mascot.

To celetebrate 4th of July, I will be served guacobama as my side dish.

by Ellie Gardner July 1, 2016

guacardo

Guacardo is the funiest, cutest, and weirdest avocado in the world

Guacardo just posted a new video!

by Guacardo lover March 24, 2019

Guacfresh

It means anything you want it to mean, dependent on the tone in which is used.

“That’s was not guacfresh of you.”

“Gaucfresh with the lord”

“Stop guacin’”

by Madilicouss August 17, 2019

Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000

A flavor of the powdered energy drink GG, particularly one of a partner of GG TheRussainBadger who has named it "the official drink of shitposting".

Yo I'm on that Guacamole Gamer Fart 9000 shits bangin.

by BainImMissingMyTextures January 5, 2022