GROLING

Groaning out loud.

Dude that joke was so bad! I'm GROLING!

by Dfab April 19, 2018

glowing blue

A mispronunciation of the phrase "blowing glue," which means ejaculating really hard and shooting large gobs of man juice all over the place.

"I'm... I'm glowing blue!!"

"What?" (Gets epically spooged on)

"Sorry, I meant blowing glue."

by Chao Hong Beetleballs April 26, 2014

growling old woman

When you have an art teacher that's a very old woman who tells you scary growling noises for shopping on your phone during her class.

Holy shit poppy that growling old woman caught me shopping on my phone again during class

by Ritchboilol December 25, 2016

Groning

A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls

A Groning is a God

by Groning October 1, 2019

ripe for the groping

a chick who is just ASKING to be groped by wearing high skirts and/or tank tops.

DAMN! Catherine is just standing there ripe for the groping!

by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009

glowing henry

A sexual act in which many old men insert flashlights of different sizes into every orofice of a much younger man's body

Yo, you hear he wanted a glowing henry

Man, that's fucked up

by Dangerous 101 May 8, 2017

groingle

welcome to the groingle! weve got fun and groin!

guns and roses - welcome to the groingle

by john smith jesus November 20, 2003