groit

A dirty grey funk that builds up in the unwashed nether regions after a few days, it can smell vaguely of peanuts, though that varies depending on the crotch owners diet.

Dude I was scratching my sac and I got groit all over my fingers.

by Dorkling August 10, 2006

groin

female body parts between the legs, causes pain in female wrestlers

The Rock kicked Torrie in the groin, doubling her over in pain and allowing him to pin her.

by ronald3435 April 4, 2009

Gront Beans

Gront beans are an infliction women can often get in their genitals. Although not life threatening they do produce a strong odour, can stain, and be difficult to fully remove from carpets.

Meg was looking forward to Saturday where she would set some time by to sit in her favourite chair and flick out some Gront Beans.

by Touch The Clown August 15, 2009

Groin Ball

A game played by two men. they stand at opposite sides of the room in an aisle made of chairs. they then hurl a ball of any desirable weight at the others groin. the first man to give up or fall loses. Variations - Flaming groin ball, lead weight ball

Duh

by Eric Shun May 9, 2003

Groinocologist

An honorary title given to an individual who is recognized for their level of sexual skill and extensive experience at pleasuring both men and women.

I'm a Board Certified Groinocologist

by Archeo Bob September 29, 2009

groiner jones

the most awful name in the history of the universe

Hi, my name is mr. Jones

ok, whats your full name?

umm, well its ummm GROINER JONES

get off my property, loser

by Groiner jo--- i mean john smith August 13, 2004

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014