Gronk

The one and only, cute, muscular, and overall amazing, Rob Gronkowski

I love Gronk with all my heart

by Mrs.Gronkowski November 13, 2013

Gronk

is a dumm cunt, or a geek that thinks he is hard cunt

that guy is a fucken gronk

by HOSSAM August 22, 2003

gronk

a complete loser and a useless motherfucker
can be intended to be friendly or hurtful

this word is widely used by Australians and New Zealanders

your such a fucking gronk, piss off mate

by Nidkl November 2, 2018

Gronk

someone who thinks they are better than they actually are and act like kingshit and usually bad looking

Guy 1(Matt Dowley): So whats up, wanna get naughty? ;)
Girl 1:(regular chic) NO! You are Gronk I wouldnt do anything with you
Guy 1: But im perfect, long, wide everything a girl you want
Girl 1: Bull, your gronk..

by OMGALECBERNII ^-^ December 12, 2010

gronk

phaete is the epitome of the definition gronk.

your suck a gronk phaete!

by bemuse September 26, 2007

Gronk

A bumbling, clumsy, incompetant or otherwise ungraceful person; Someone with little grace or couth. An oaf. See also: a Lindsay

Lindsay is such a gronk. You can hear her stumbling towards you a mile away!

by mrnixxin July 18, 2009

groin grenade

1) Refers to the potential excitement that can arise from a man once he realizes that he's going to get laid. Once the 'pin is pulled' by a significant other, sexual intercourse involving the man is imminent.

Things were getting hot and heavy in the car. But once she unzipped my pants, she pulled the pin on my groin grenade.

by KakashiBallZ June 16, 2008