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Gridlock

A tactical ploy carried out in emergency situations when a team is narrowly losing. Occurs when Gridlock is summoned to the field to undertake a special play and win the match. Usually occurs with only seconds remaining.
Player: "Coach, there are only 5 seconds left and we are down by a goal."

Coach: "Get Gridlock out there, he will kick it from fifty."
by enthusiast July 21, 2009
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Grid Talk

1. noun Serious or sincere talk used between people currently in or from the downtown/midtown Sacramento, California area. Often times used so that a person knows the speaker is just trying to be sincere or honest
2. noun Conversation relating to the location of landmarks, buildings, streets, and other places of interest inside of the downtown/midtown area of Sacramento, California.
1. "What do you think of my new girlfriend?"
"Yo, that hipster skeez is wack and you need to drop her and her fixed gear back off at Rancho, son. That's grid talk."
2. "Where's Safeway?"
"S and 19th but that doesn't really help you because it's grid talk and you're from Boston, idiot"
by xVelox September 25, 2008
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dating gridlock

It's the inability for guy #1 to confirm a date with gal #1 because guy #1 is waiting on gal #2 to confirm. But gal #2 can't confirm because she's waiting on guy #2. But guy #2 can't confirm because he's waiting on gal #1. So no one can confirm the date because they are in dating gridlock.
I sent a tentative invite to Michelle for dinner on Thursday night but I couldn't confirm because I was waiting on Jennifer to let me know if we were a go for Thursday. It turned out Jennifer couldn't confirm for me either because she was waiting on Mark to confirm their plans for Thursday night. Who would have guessed that Mark couldn't confirm plans with Jennifer because he was waiting for Michelle to confirm?? Thursday came and went and none of us went on a date because we were all stuck in "dating gridlock"
by Mydaho January 12, 2009
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Parry Gliding

When a person (often a whore) uses their beef curtains to paraglide.
That cunt was so loose, she could use her flaps to go Parry Gliding!
by Rude Boy Bass July 21, 2013
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Gradius III

One of the best motherfucking schooters of its time. Sadly overlooked by crappy games like GTA 3.
Person: So what games do you play?
Me: Many, Gradius III being one of them.
Person: It's 2003 and you still play games from 1990 with no cutscenes, 3D visuals, or badass graphics? You're retarded.
Me: Not all good games are new. *shoots him with a shotgun*
by dj gs68 September 1, 2003
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bang-gliding

The sexual activity where the woman is holding on to the hanger pole in the closet and the man is holding up her legs while they fuck. The woman suspended in the air as if she were on a hang glider.
dude, last night i was bang-gliding this slut and her grip slipped, bitch did a face plant on the floor
by montclairTYP June 18, 2007
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Gridlocks

A checkerboard grid of tiny cornrows or dreadlocks tightly braided as a women's hairstyle. Usually African-American.
Lashonda got her hair done in gridlocks after her gel manicure.
by Webdebnyc April 24, 2012
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