government agent

"I'm a government agent" means "I recieve financial aid such as disability, unemployment, etc, from the government".

Mike and Jeff are "government agents". Their "mission" this week is to investigate the coastline for any interesting persons and/or activites.

by Jack Hoffa, CIA void work June 17, 2009

government created killer nanorobot infection

a serious epidemic which is now known as GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection)

Can be spotted by the little red marks all over their bodies resembling freckles.

Those poor people who were involved in the outbreak of GCKNI (Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection) will never be the same.

by Edward Lavender June 21, 2007

Governor Bambi

Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, notorious for the deer-in-the-headlight type looks she gives when asked basic questions by the lame stream media and debate moderators.

See also Mooselini, mama grizzly, Caribou Barbie, and Gorilla from Wasilla.

Governor Bambi has gone into hiding ever since doe season started.

by dookeyboy November 22, 2010

Governor Whitmer

The governor of Michigan and a huge bitch

Bob: Damn Governor Whitmer is a fucking bitch. Bill: Tells us something we don't know.

by laughmaker5000 October 21, 2020

Governmeant

The future utopian government that every presidential candidate says will occur when he or she gets elected. Usually consists of a balanced national budget, jobs for everyone, etc.

"Bush's governmeant was all about American superiority in the world."

"In my new governmeant, everyone shall get a candy cane, not just the Glen Cocos of America."

by Dabombin19 December 25, 2009

Government dump

When a shit requires a lot of paperwork.

Bring me some more toilet paper, I'm taking a government dump.

by aguyinnc12 July 6, 2011

Governor Worries

Having worries as big as a Governor, president, political figure or head of state that you won't get over a person, place or thing.

I have governor worries I won't get over my ex girlfriend.
I have governor worries I won't pay my bills on time.
I have governor worries I won't get to school on time.

I have governor worries about this math test coming up.

I have big worries.

by Chris prays May 22, 2019