Brown Eye Goodbye

A method of deleting someone off of social media, usually Snapchat, that first involves sending them a picture of your asshole before completely removing them from your life.

Hey man you still talk to Stephanie? Nah man she got clingy so I had to give her to brown eye goodbye

Brown Eye Goodbye by dcook810 April 15, 2020

The Venezuelan Goodbye 

When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.

I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.

The Venezuelan Goodbye by RustyBottoms July 27, 2020

Granite State Goodbye

When one of the many uninsured drivers in New Hampshire hits your vehicle then takes off to avoid having to pay for the damage.

Person 1: "What happened to your vehicle?"
Person 2: "I was visiting a friend in New Hampshire when one of the locals hit my parked vehicle."
Person 1: "Any idea who it was?"
Person 2: "No, he gave me the Granite State Goodbye!"

Granite State Goodbye by Goddess Morningstar November 4, 2022

The hard goodbye 

Another word for suicide.

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility washed over him. He finally understood the word acceptance and was ready to walk into the unknown.

The hard goodbye by Dairo11 December 4, 2022

a proper goodbye 

the morning after a night of ravenous sexual intercourse, while the chick is still asleep, you get ready to leave, whip your cock out and jizz on her right before you run out the door

"hey man how was your morning with that chick, probly awkward right?"

"nah man, i gave her a proper goodbye and its all good."

a proper goodbye by bull73 December 23, 2008

Italian Goodbye 

When you leave a room or situation in a very loud and in your face type of way i.e. swearing, taking a bowel movement on the floor, keying a car, throwing up middle fingers, calling people names etc etc

Elio just keyed my car on the way out of the party - what an Italian Goodbye.

Italian Goodbye by penandpaperpencil March 2, 2015

Irish Goodbye 

To depart, as from a bar or pub, without notifying the friends or family you are with.

Reed: "Hey, where is Dodge? He was supposed to buy the next round."

Collin: "I saw him about 20 minutes ago, standing next to the bar, swaying while he ordered a shot."

Reed: "You know what that means. He is probably a mile away by now, stumbling along a sidewalk, on his way home."

Collin: "He is truly the master of the Irish Goodbye."

Irish Goodbye by Dizzy Bizz April 18, 2010