Goober 

A person who comes off as being a tough a tough individual on the outside , but as soon as they are around they're significant other become sweet and begin to show very emotional behavior not usually seen from them.

Did you see him give her an Eskimo kiss, that Christopher Eugene Williams is such a goober.

Goober by Dave Busterfield April 28, 2011

goober 

Any male caucasian who lives in the south, regardless of their level of education. Also highly likely to be inbred.

The south is full of nothing but Goobers and Spearchuckers.

goober by Song Of The South August 4, 2004

goober 

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

goober by jessica August 4, 2004

goober 

Old term describing a hippotamus penis.

Adam being a huge goober tonight.

goober by Harry January 9, 2005

Goober 

A dumb person that thinks they are right when they are not. A goober is someone who fights you on everything for no reason.

Cisco is a freaking goober, dude. He won't let me watch hentai.

Goober by FonyTierro January 19, 2017

goober 

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

goober by Lizzy May 12, 2003

Goober 

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Goober by Reid Parker May 14, 2004