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Glazed Holes

a brand of Entenmann's doughnut holes that really has no sexual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn't know what they are, they can't help but say, "ew. wtf?"

Also can be used as a synonym for "asshole."
Bro, I ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.

Dude, wtf that's disgusting.

OR

You're such a glazed hole, Charlie Sheen.
by A Glazed Hole May 11, 2011
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gliberal

Superficially, shallowly, or falsely liberal.
There is no Liberal Media; rather, it's the Gliberal Media.
by Vlad the Impaler June 13, 2007
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GLIBERTARIAN

(Sometimes "Glibbertarian") From GLIB + libERTARIAN. A well-off or self-made individual who offers easy nostrums for complicated social and economic problems, usually centered around such premises as "A government program never helped anyone," or "Government is the cause of, not the answer to, America's problems."

A glibertarian response is frequently preceded by "Oh, just let this happen" or "Oh, all we need to do is . . . " Sometimes these statements elucidate libertarian principles, if a bit superficially, but more often invoke knee-jerk responses that offer snappy, painless solutions from anything but government.
"We have to get manufacturing back into this country."

"Oh, just let the magic of the market take care of that."

"What are we to do about illegal immigration?"

"Oh, all we need to do is get these folks onto a market-driven salary and off all these government programs like public schools and health care."

sarcastically: "Where on earth did you get all these wonderful solutions?"

"Oh, I'm a self-made man."

Original speaker sotto voce "A Glibertarian worships his own maker."
by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011
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China Glivens

THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better than your fave in every way
China glivens? Oh my god! She's so amazing, everyday I wish and prayto be that amazing!!
by Fahkecjirgkitvb June 6, 2016
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Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007
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Gooch Glide

The act of sliding the middle an index finger over the surface of the gooch after a sweaty day, and then smelling the foul odour that stenches the fingers.
Derek: Smell my fingers
Gary: Where the fuck have they been?
Derek: Gooch glide
by wanker Jord January 22, 2008
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glazed doughnut

Your face after giving your lady a grand gushing Orgasm by a dexterious tonguing.
Man, after the licking I gave my Darlin' my face looked like a glazed doughnut.
by Amos Bwatt September 12, 2004
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