by RealSikon September 5, 2021

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;
by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.
by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 16, 2019

by WASSUP FROM THA GHETTO July 31, 2016

by Genius 360 January 8, 2023

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
